So cold your pee freeze’s

Posted by JimmyO | Ordinary People | Sunday 12 December 2010 7:54 PM

Well there you have it folks " so cold your pee turns to ice before it hits the ground" is actually true. My only question is does the penis also freeze?? Inquiring minds need to know!!

The good old days

Posted by JimmyO | Ordinary People | Monday 8 November 2010 3:34 AM

Before the recession I lived relatively well. I spent summer weeks at the golden nugget casino in down town Las Vegas

I met these fine ladies on one of my vacations several years ago. Of cource we all had a blast. Got a limo and crused the strip. I wish I had a time machine.

Whats wrong with this??

Posted by JimmyO | Ordinary People | Wednesday 27 October 2010 11:56 PM

WTF??
Why would a person want to do this to his body. Its a stupid tatoo on a even more stupid person/ Stay tuned!!

Man child or what?

Posted by JimmyO | Ordinary People | Monday 11 October 2010 5:50 PM

 

“My husband and I have always had a lot of fun together. I can’t ever seem to get him to be serious when we are with friends though! It always makes for an interesting time let me tell ya! This picture is from when we were dating in college. He is obsessed with Knights, Kings, Queens, and anything of the like! He decided it would be funny to take his blanket, tie it around his neck and get his machete and act as a ‘noble.’ This was the end result! I still crack up every time I see the picture!!”

Posted by JimmyO | Sexy Exploits | Friday 8 October 2010 1:26 PM

I just found this ad for adults online via web cams

and thought I would share it with you.

Its geared for adults so be cautious.

Who watches this stuff?

Dumb People Encouraged to Talk Less

Posted by JimmyO | Ordinary People | Tuesday 5 October 2010 2:44 AM




University of Washington researchers have
been on the verge of a breakthrough in the study of “dumb people” since
the initiation of the study in January, 1999. Researchers believe they
can raise the intelligence of subjects by 10-12 points if they could just
get them to stop talking, which as yet, they cannot.

“It’s pretty frustrating,” says Dave Carvell,
lead researcher. “This isn’t a blind study here, we tell them straight
up that if they can just stop talking for a minute and keep it shut and
listen, they will be more intelligent, permanently.” Shaking his head,
Carvell added, “But they just can’t ? or won?t ? do it.”

 

This woman has the I.Q.
of a housecat, which is fortunate, because that and sex are the only two
things that she is capable of discussing. A cure is on the way for unfortunates
such as her.


Anyone who’s ever dated a ditz in hopes of
effortless acquisition of ass knows how difficult it can be to shut a dumb
person up. Unlike public radio which expounds intelligent facts without
so much as a commercial break in which to fix a sandwich, dumb people’s
unending orations often center around cats, roommate peeves, and poorly
developed stories. The tales themselves aren’t so much unbearable as is
the frequency with which they repeat.

Sam Walker joined the research team last
spring. “I dated this girl, really sweet and cute. I knew she wasn’t MENSA
material, but that was okay. Then like a week later she ran out of material
and went into reruns. I remembered all her stories and they weren’t any
better the second time around. Week three she started telling the same
stories yet again. I tried to shut her up, but she didn’t care that she’d
already told them. She wanted to tell them again. Again? Give me a break!?

Walker then dedicated himself to finding
a cure, to helping society by quieting people like her. “It’s for her own
benefit, but really, when she doesn’t talk, everybody wins,” says Sam.

The study is now several years past it’s
scheduled completion date, apparently because “these dumb bastards just
won’t friggin? participate. We tell them to be quiet and they just can’t
keep their mouths shut. We’re like ‘okay, no talking now’, and they’re
like, ‘okay… you mean now?… how about now?… Omigosh, this is so funny!’
It’s really infuriating.”

However, perhaps more dangerous than the
standard dumb person is the dumb person who thinks that they?re brilliant
yet doesn?t realize that all they can talk about is high society nonsense.
This Glossy News reporter is, sadly, speaking from experience. He once
dated a beautiful, surficially intelligent classical musician, only to
discover months later that music really was the sole topic that she could
discuss. It is people like these who pose the biggest threat to America.
Why?

WELL THIS IS IT!

Posted by JimmyO | Ordinary People | Sunday 1 August 2010 7:13 PM

Welcome to my blog about people, some are in the news every day others are everyday people living their life as they see fit.   Today I will not be bloging about people. I am just getting my blog started.